"yaaaaassss bitch drag that hoe !"


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4.23.14 tagged: #i- #me

how do I men????? like……. do i just go up to him and say ‘dick me down’??? do i cry and ask him to marry me??? what i do??

4.23.14 tagged: #CALL 911


imagine all the people who actually deserve Ben Winston’s job

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i miss my [censored]

boys in skinny jeans i’m

it’s weird because I know how to be in a relationship and I know how to be OUT of a relationship but hOW do I get IN the relationship?? ? ? ? guess what guess what???? I don’t recall

if/when I have kids remind me to sing them Heaven by Brandi Carlile to sleep :)



#okay molly ringwald settle the fuck down